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Coffee maker’s still on the fritz, so I thought I’d be a bigger man and make some tea…
THEN I REMEMBERED TEA SUCKS AND SO DO ALL YOU TEA DRINKERS. THE BOSTON TEA PARTY HAPPENED FOR A REASON, AND WASTING TEA IS OUR NATION’S HERITAGE.
So put your pinky up and salute the British flag, ingrates. I’ll have a spoonful of instant coffee like a REAL AMERICAN.