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March 2011

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My shining moment...

whitewhine:

“It’s already half way through September and I still haven’t gotten
Field and Stream in the mail yet.  I’m about this close to canceling my
subscription!”

-Whine by Jim Prentice 

Mar 31, 20113 notes
#whitewhine
Birthday //

bjorns:

“Excuse me, sir? Do you have a bottle of tequila? I’d like you to pour shots into my entire tables’ mouths. Especially the blonde on the end. It’s my birthday.”

Mar 30, 20117 notes

Liz Taylor’s obituary is like the Chinese Democracy of obituaries

Mar 23, 2011
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