“It’s already half way through September and I still haven’t gotten
Field and Stream in the mail yet. I’m about this close to canceling my
-Whine by Jim Prentice
My shining moment...
“Excuse me, sir? Do you have a bottle of tequila? I’d like you to pour shots into my entire tables’ mouths. Especially the blonde on the end. It’s my birthday.”
Liz Taylor’s obituary is like the Chinese Democracy of obituaries