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Tesla Motors Pays Back Energy Department Loan 9 Years Early

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:58:35 -0400

Tesla Motors Pays Back Energy Department Loan 9 Years Early:

The government shouldn’t pick winners and losers, right?

Electric automaker Tesla Motors just announced that it has paid back the nearly half a billion dollars the Department of Energy lent it in 2010. According to a company press release, today’s wire transfer of $451.8 million dollars follows two other payments in the last year and a half. U.S. taxpayers could see a $12 […]

Zach Galifianakis to take woman he rescued from homelessness as date to 'Hangover Part III' premiere

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:24:13 -0400

Zach Galifianakis to take woman he rescued from homelessness as date to 'Hangover Part III' premiere:

Hollywood funnyman Zach Galifianakis is taking a woman he rescued from homelessness to the premiere of “Hangover Part III.”

Oh man, is it getting dusty in here?

NOOOOOOOOOO buzzfeed: Yahoo, stahp.

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:29:02 -0400

NOOOOOOOOOO

buzzfeed:

Yahoo, stahp.

WHAAA?? via Reddit

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:17:34 -0400

WHAAA??

via Reddit

There’s been an unending amount of Leafs fan devastation...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:26:54 -0400

There’s been an unending amount of Leafs fan devastation footage. Could you imagine if there were camera phones around when the Bills lost in the Super Bowl every year?

bjorns:

This is painful to watch //

Bright Moments - Travelers I’m a sucker for brass. This...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:31:11 -0400

Bright Moments - Travelers

I’m a sucker for brass. This song is awesome.

Insertmeanywhere.biz is my favorite viral ad campaign ever

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:09:15 -0400

Insertmeanywhere.biz is my favorite viral ad campaign ever

Pacific Air - Float This song is so damn catchy. The eye candy...

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:54:26 -0400

Pacific Air - Float

This song is so damn catchy. The eye candy in this video doesn’t hurt either.

Jack McBrayer & Triumph Visit Chicago’s Weiner’s...

Tue, 14 May 2013 01:59:25 -0400

Jack McBrayer & Triumph Visit Chicago’s Weiner’s Circle - CONAN on TBS (by teamcoco)

I still lose it every time I see this picture.

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:59:42 -0400

I still lose it every time I see this picture.

Gingrich 'Puzzled' by Smartphone

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:39:08 -0400

Gingrich 'Puzzled' by Smartphone:

This video is truly bizarre. Does he not have one person on his staff under the age of 50 that could have spared him the embarrassment of making this?

PItbull scouting out party locations at which he’s...

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:39:33 -0400

PItbull scouting out party locations at which he’s planning on having a real good time.

THE WORST ROOM

Wed, 08 May 2013 15:49:49 -0400

THE WORST ROOM:

Reason #25

http://gothamist.com/2013/05/08/photo_what_compels_a_human_being_to.php

bjorns:

A BLOG ABOUT TRYING TO FIND AFFORDABLE HOUSING IN NEW YORK CITY

Reason #24?

Probably the finest work Hanksy has done

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:25:18 -0400

Probably the finest work Hanksy has done

I don’t know what it is about this screen grab, but...

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:08:09 -0400

I don’t know what it is about this screen grab, but it’s making me crack up.

// SAINTS: Figured I'd address this since we're here //

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:50:39 -0400

// SAINTS: Figured I'd address this since we're here //:

In response to #13, I’ll call your attention to the greatest playlist ever created. How could anyone where headphones while shopping when jams like this are playing?

http://snd.sc/12S0Jas

bjorns:

Earlier today, BuzzFeed came out with this. This is my response to that.

Absolutely. I don’t get thrown off kilter too much, but I was just in NOLA this past weekend and I the amount of smiles I got made me check my fly frequently.

Maybe a little too much hyperbole, but any dinner before…

It’s gettin a little dusty in here…

Sun, 05 May 2013 11:29:00 -0400

It’s gettin a little dusty in here…

Video

Sun, 05 May 2013 07:35:13 -0400

And the Jay Cutler charm offensive continues…

Fri, 03 May 2013 12:59:00 -0400

And the Jay Cutler charm offensive continues…

New York street art is the best

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 11:51:13 -0400

New York street art is the best